Mother, you had me, but I never had you,
I wanted you, but you didn't want me,
So I got to tell you,
goodbye, goodbye.
The Incident- Mother's Restaurant 2009
It's official! Johnny Gumbo, in response to a perceived disrespect
given him (and his shrimp po boy order) at Mother's Restaurant on
Saturday evening, announced today, through his press secretary, that he
is leading a boycott of the famous New Orleans landmark. He hopes to
use his considerable influence as one of the country's leading event
planners to teach Mother's that there are some people you just don't
want to mess with. Johnny Gumbo is them people. "Saturday dinner (at
Mother's), some low-rent sandwich place with very poor service, the meal
was disgusting, would never eat there again, others need to know how
bad it is."
When asked to comment on the boycott, a Mother's
representative replied, "Who the fuck is Johnny Gumbo?" Stay tuned
folks, this could get ugly.
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