Why we split up....

She told me we couldn't afford the beer I like at $35.00 a case and that I'd have to quit drinking.

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. I told her that's what the beer was for!

I don't think she's coming back......