Saturday, June 29, 2013

Entertainment Weekly‘s 100 Greatest Albums Ever

And if ANYONE should know, it is Entertainment Weekly!

(JK's know-it-all trash talkin' the list) Okay, these lists come out periodically and they almost never change at the top (the top is at the bottom in this case, but you smart-asses know what I mean).  Lots of Beatles and Stones.  However, Kanye West's My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy (MBDTF to you hipster-defuses) sneaked into the Top 10!  What up with that, Jerry? Adele 21 at 17?  Really?  Cool album, but pretty safe stuff, don't you think?  Give me Dusty in Memphis (97) or Back to Black (74).  Best album of all time with dorkiest album cover goes to Pet Sounds (9).  Back to bed on that one, Brian Genius Wilson!  And why are anthologies in the list?  Why is Revolver (1) 45 slots higher than Rubber Soul (46)?  Funny, Dylan's 'comeback' album (6) is considered his best!  What, no Exile in Guyville?  The Banana Album is under appreciated at 38.
100. Ramones, Ramones
99. Erykah Badu, Mama’s Gun
98. Queens of the Stone Age, Songs for the Deaf
97. Dusty Springfield, Dusty in Memphis (JK owns)
96. Dixie Chicks, Home
95. Various Artists, Saturday Night Fever
94. Beyonce, B’Day
93. N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton
92. Elliott Smith, Either/Or
91. Sly and the Family Stone, There’s a Riot Goin’ On
90. The White Stripes, White Blood Cells (JK owns)
89. Sleater-Kinney, Dig Me Out
88. New Order, Power, Corruption and Lies
87. Dolly Parton, Coat of Many Colors
86. PJ Harvey, Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea
85. Tom Waits, Rain Dogs
84. Patti Smith, Horses (JK owns)
83. James Brown, In the Jungle Groove [anthology]
82. Pavement, Slanted and Enchanted
81. Pixies, Doolittle
80. Elton John, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (JK owns)
79. Led Zeppelin, Led Zeppelin IV
78. Bjork, Post
77. My Bloody Valentine, Loveless
76. Talking Heads, Remain in Light
75. Elvis Costello, My Aim is True (JK owns)
74. Amy Winehouse, Back to Black (JK owns)
73. Various Artists,The Harder They Come
72. Beastie Boys, Paul’s Boutique
71. The Kinks, The Kinks Are The Village Green Preservation Society
70. Iggy and the Stooges, Raw Power
69. Sonic Youth, Daydream Nation
68. Public Enemy, It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
67. Neil Young, After the Gold Rush (JK owns)
66. Hole, Live Through This
65. Love, Forever Changes
64. Nine Inch Nails, The Downward Spiral
63. Television, Marquee Moon
62. The Replacements, Let It Be
61. De La Soul, 3 Feet High and Rising
60. Beck, Odelay
59. Metallica, Master of Puppets
58. Dr. Dre, The Chronic
57. Alicia Keys, Songs in A Minor
56. Arcade Fire, Funeral
55. Nas, Illmatic
54. R.E.M., Lifes Rich Pageant
53. The Flaming Lips, The Soft Bulletin
52. A Tribe Called Quest, The Low End Theory
51. Chuck Berry, The Great Twenty-Eight [anthology]
50. The Smiths, The Queen is Dead
49. LCD Soundsystem, Sound of Silver
48. Outkast, Stankonia
47. The Cure, Disintegration
46. The Beatles, Rubber Soul (JK owns)
45. Radiohead, OK Computer
44. Michael Jackson, Off the Wall
43. Madonna, Madonna
42. AC/DC, Back in Black (JK owns)
41. Eminem, The Marshall Mathers LP
40. John Lennon, John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band (JK owns)
39. The Who, Who’s Next (JK owns)
38. The Velvet Underground, The Velvet Underground & Nico (JK owns)
37. Pink Floyd, The Dark Side of the Moon (JK owns)
36. Jay-Z, The Blueprint
35. The Rolling Stones, Some Girls
34. David Bowie, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
33. Wu-Tang Clan, Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
32. Guns N’ Roses, Appetite for Destruction
31. The Notorious B.I.G., Ready to Die
30. Otis Redding, Otis Blue: Otis Redding Sings Soul
29. Fleetwood Mac, Rumours
28. Lauryn Hill, The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
27. Bob Dylan, Highway 61 Revisited (JK owns)
26. Jimi Hendrix Experience, Are You Experienced
25. Bob Marley and the Wailers, Catch a Fire (JK owns)
24. Daft Punk, Discovery
23. U2, Achtung Baby
22. The Beatles, Abbey Road (JK owns)
21. Stevie Wonder, Innervisions (JK owns)
20. The Rolling Stones, Beggars Banquet (JK owns)
19. Al Green, Call Me
18. Paul Simon, Graceland (JK owns)
17. Adele, 21 (JK owns)
16. Elvis Presley, Sunrise [anthology]
15. Bruce Springsteen, Born to Run (JK owns)
14. Johnny Cash, At Folsom Prison
13. Marvin Gaye, What’s Going On (JK owns)
12. The Beatles, The White Album (JK owns)
11. Joni Mitchell, Blue (JK owns)
10. Nirvana, Nevermind
9. The Beach Boys, Pet Sounds (JK owns)
8. Kanye West, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
7. Aretha Franklin, Lady Soul (JK owns)
6. Bob Dylan, Blood on the Tracks (JK owns)
5. The Clash, London Calling (JK owns)
4. Michael Jackson, Thriller
3. The Rolling Stones, Exile on Main Street (JK owns)
2. Prince, Purple Rain
1. The Beatles, Revolver (JK owns)

2 comments:

JR said...

Don't give a shit about any of those lists. U2, " Joshua Tree" best album ever!!!!!!!

Johnnyk said...

JR, don't be such a cranky old bastard. Good call on "Tree" though.