Just purchased: Get Out the Lotion by Low Cut Connie...

"Get Out the Lotion" is available for download / CD at LOWCUTCONNIE.COM.

Low Cut Connie Mission Statement from website:

Low Cut Connie is ready to fondle you with rock n roll fingertips.
Low Cut Connie wants to drink a shake with you and dance like lunatics in New Jersey.
Low Cut Connie wants to dream your dreams with you like mystical hobos.
Low Cut Connie wants to bowl strikes down your lonely little alleys.
Low Cut Connie wants to clean your plates and sing doo-wop in your parlor.
Low Cut Connie is ready and willing to ride with you all the way to dawn in Yankton, South Dakota.
Low Cut Connie wants your parents and your children and your animals down by the lake...all swimming in happiness.
Low Cut Connie is your friend, your brother, your mistress, and your plumber.
Low Cut Connie wants to jerk tears from your eyes, and move your hearts to scream sex and joy.
Low Cut Connie wants to smash your piano to bits and repair your refrigerator for free.
Low Cut Connie wants to pour booze on your floor and walk backwards to Wendy's.
Low Cut Connie wants to pound music into your soft temples and meditate after the fact.
Low Cut Connie wants to come to your sleeping town, just to meet you and know you and love you forever.
Low Cut Connie wants to kiss-kiss with you all night long and woo you with hot hysterical drumsticks.
Low Cut Connie wants to draw you with Telecaster crayons on your table for breakfast.
Low Cut Connie wants to leave you like strangers, gorgeous and anxious, and quietly streaking in the morning light.