The twelve musical days of Christmas...

1. Just one look (Doris Troy)
   
2. I second that emotion (Smokey Robinson & the Miracles)
   
3. Quarter to 3 (Gary U.S. Bonds)
   
4. Four dead in Ohio (Crosby/Stills/Nash/Young)
   
5. My true story (The Jive 5)
   
6. 25 or 6 to 4 (Chicago)
   
7. Seven little girls sitting in the back seat (Paul Evans & the Curls)
   
8. Eight days a week (Beatles)
   
9. Love potion #9 (The Searchers)
   
10. Ten years gone (Led Zeppelin)
    
11. Eleven Roses (Hank Williams Jr.)
    
12. Rainy day women #12 & #35 (Bob Dylan)
    

Okay, wiseass, let's see you do better! (Well, they'll stone you when you're trying to be so good)