After thoroughly reviewing the Mitchell Report, I noticed certain familiar names deep down that have curiously not been 'outed' in the national media. Perhaps it's because these entertainment giants are untouchable:
Johnny Gumbo (hiding behind shades at right)- there were whispers after his extraordinary pool (eight-ball) performance at Ryan's Irish Pub at this year's JazzFest
Neil Diamond- First the Caroline Kennedy revelation, now this!
Celine Dion- surprising, but the stamina of that broad is superhuman, even if her singing is inhumane.
Amy Winehouse- but unknowingly, they were next to the heroin.
Noted golfer/soccer goalie Bernie B.- but no proof, he's hightailed it out of town
After thoroughly reviewing the Mitchell Report, I noticed certain familiar names deep down that have curiously not been 'outed' in the national media. Perhaps it's because these entertainment giants are untouchable:
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