Thursday, December 13, 2007

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away....

After thoroughly reviewing the Mitchell Report, I noticed certain familiar names deep down that have curiously not been 'outed' in the national media. Perhaps it's because these entertainment giants are untouchable:
  • Johnny Gumbo (hiding behind shades at right)- there were whispers after his extraordinary pool (eight-ball) performance at Ryan's Irish Pub at this year's JazzFest
  • Neil Diamond- First the Caroline Kennedy revelation, now this!
  • Celine Dion- surprising, but the stamina of that broad is superhuman, even if her singing is inhumane.
  • Amy Winehouse- but unknowingly, they were next to the heroin.
  • Noted golfer/soccer goalie Bernie B.- but no proof, he's hightailed it out of town

    OMG, it's Roger Clemens in George's box!!!!!
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