High Octane, Baby! They may have only been takin' care o' bidness down at Office Depot (where people push 'n people shove and the girls, they try to look pretty) these past few years, but BTO's legendary twosome, Michele Bachmann and Ted Turner, have reunited - and it feels sooooo good! "Straight 'N White is the way the country should be and our fans want to hear that from us, so I contacted old Ted and told him to get off his Jane-whipped ass and help me write some new shit," gushed Bachmann while fact-checking her already rock-solid position on Intelligent Design. "I think these new tunes are going to show everyone that you've got to stop bitching and grow some (wink)."
The playlist:
Jane, You Ignorant Commie Traitor
Go Straight To Heaven (Go Gay To Hell)
America, Please Come Back On Line
Hot White Political Chick Is the New Black
Straight 'N White, Rich 'N Right
Waterloo, Proud Hometown of Me 'n John Wayne (Gacy)
I'm Not a Scientist (But I Play One In Debates)
Jesus, Rock Me Like a Hurricane
Pilgrims, the First Illegal Aliens?
Health (Doesn't) Care
To Every Thing (Turner, Turner, Turner)
Abstinence, Get a Handle On It
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