Tuesday afternoon, I'm just beginning to see, now I'm on my way...

Get it while you can:  Porn will be banned in Connecticut state prisons as of June 30, 2012. - story  (A heads up, just in case you think the risk of knocking off that Bank of America branch might be worth it.)


She didn't listen:  Police say Meriden man tried to run over ex-girlfriend. - story

But 'Lil Wayne (no relation to John Wayne or John Wayne Gacy), the bitch wouldn't split the damn check:   Lil Wayne dancers charged with beating up waitress. - story

Honey, shouldn't you recycle?  Wife cuts off husband's penis and tosses it into the garbage disposal - story