"We shoulda made the trip to the Dunkin' Donuts Center (which, by the way, is a curious name because Dunkin' Donuts have no center) Wednesday night for the Providence game," sighed a deeply disappointed Keith Friday afternoon at my office as he handed me a copy of the new Nora Jones CD, ironically titled The Fall. "Me and Vin were so psyched after our performance at the Texas game that we thought the Husky Bastards would cruise past the lowly Friars, despite the fact that legendary Friar alum Johnny (love 'em large) E might be in attendance." I asked if the twosome would be reprising their NO/ON roles of the previous Saturday, he replied that his nipples were still too sensitive to again expose them to the elements. "Anyways, it's at the Civic Center, so the chicks won't be all over us like at Gampel. Marquette's going to be a tough matchup because they used to be Warriors, but are now Golden Eagles and they have a Hall of Fame coach, too!" Well, I retorted, that last fact should be a push because Al McGuire won't be much help either, seeing that he's dead and all. "Oh, I thought I saw him on TV last week, but maybe not. By the way, who would win a fight between a golden eagle and a husky?" Not sure, but I'll guess we'll find out at noon.
Notable Marquette hoopsters:
Dwayne Wade, Dean "The Dream" Meminger, Earl Tatum, Glenn 'Doc' Rivers, Jim Chones, Bo Ellis, Butch Lee, Maurice Lucas
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