Admit it, you've always imagined what it would be like to roll with the Gumbo at Jazzfest. Well, now you can. While details are still sketchy (not unlike the Gumbo), you can be assured that this will not be your run-of-the-mill tour, not with Johnny Gumbo at the helm. And that's what you must ask yourself before you commit, can you HANDLE the Gumbo?
Only on the
Johnny Gumbo Piano Shirt Tour can you:
Be greeted at the airport by your personal driver with fresh, spicy fried chicken and cold beer for your ride into the Big Easy.
Stay in deluxe accommodations selected personally by the Gumbo.
Learn to kick ass at Ryan's Irish Pub playing pool and downing Abita Ambers with the legendary Pool Hall Studs.
Have access to Gumbo's incomparable wardrobe, possibly (but no promises) the Piano Shirt.
Wake up in the morning, bleary-eyed from the previous night's activities, only to suddenly focus on Gumbo's big bare ass staring back at you from across the room.
Learn to buy shoes, lots of them, from the experts- The Shoe Ladies.
Constantly text message Oriana From Oregona for five days straight, sometimes from 50 yards away, and not actually meet until accidentally bumping into one another.
Admit it, you've always imagined what it would be like to roll with the Gumbo at Jazzfest. Well, now you can. While details are still sketchy (not unlike the Gumbo), you can be assured that this will not be your run-of-the-mill tour, not with Johnny Gumbo at the helm. And that's what you must ask yourself before you commit, can you HANDLE the Gumbo?
2 comments:
Count me in! Where do I sign up?
I've been following this guy in your blog for awhile now. Is he for real? He seems kinda interesting, but what does he do?
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