Band on the run.....

Important news from Adam Housman - If you are in Boston tonight, be among the very first to hear the band the critics are having orgasms over - THE SHIPWRECKS - at the Abbey Lounge

Do you like music? Do you like rock and roll that is sped up and distorted to a point that it is thrilling? Do you like the music of The Shipwrecks? Do you "not know The Shipwrecks and not go out on weeknights?" Can you name at least two "Golden Girls?" If you answered yes to most of these, you are in luck - all your favorite Shipwrecks songs are available this week in one comprehensive format at the Abbey Lounge in Cambridge! You'll be treated to old standards like... HEY FOLKS! These fans can't be wrong: "I'm not positive what the name of the band is and I play guitar in the band." - David Keegan "Guitars like hairspray through a tiki torch, bass like an interception return down the sidelines, drums like a race riot and vocals like a failed attempt to hail a cab. All in all, I could see it being entertaining...if you had been drinking."- Britt Russell, Half and Half "I saw them play the Wonderland Ballroom in Revere, Massachusetts, and on a scale of one to five - five's the better end - I scored them thus: 3 for presentation, 2 for the hair, 2 for the outfits, 3 for the love song, 2 for eye contact, 3 for "boyish" quality, 5 for the ripping guitars, 6 for irritability, 3 for dynamism, 4 for not sounding familiar, 3 for plot development, 5 for uncertainty."- Gene Shalit, Good Morning America "I was listening to these guys when I died."- Sam Kinison And hey folks - this is RISK FREE music! Join now and any costs incurred due to physical or emotional hardship will be 100% GAURANTEED REIMBURSED pending proper documentation. So what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW - Wednesday March 29th at 11PM at the Abbey Lounge in Cambridge! Short walk from Central Square T station to Inman Square, or 83 bus right to the doorstep - and you're entertained for a solid half hour - AND you will leave TOTALLY DRUNK! You don't think the spring gods are watching? You're only storing faith in early spring to reap the providence of the fantastic summer that you deserve! So what the eff are you waiting for?! Come on down! The Shipwrecks, This Wednesday 3/29 11PM

oops, we missed them......will keep you posted!