A quick five for The Hump...

1. Robert Plant presents Sensational Space Shifters at Mohegan Sun Arena
2. Walk a comfortable eighteen holes at Bethpage Black in Farmingdale, NY or settle for a quick nine at Southington CC with post-round drinks at the Back Nine Tavern.
   
3. Sext with NY mayoral candidate, Anthony Weiner.  Mr. Weiner and you can exchange sexy messages/naughty images under his sexy moniker, Carlos Danger.
4. The Sam Vinci Orchestra at Southington Music on the Green
5. Watch the Yankees drill new Texas Ranger acquisition, Matt Garza while writing a thank you note to Ryan Braun for his heartfelt apology for being such a dirtbag.